Dear Ryan,
Please refrain from clawing at your mother's ribs. She doesn't like that either. Are you feeling a bit testy today? Is it because your mom hasn't fed you enough of Kelly's homemade strawberry jam? If so, no need to worry: She intends to get through that whole jar by the end of the week.
Regards,
Hotel Management
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you make me laugh. ahhh. i remember all those feelings. Cara would headbutt my bladder. Kaitlyn would dance on it. Kyleigh would put little body parts in any crevice between internal organs she could get them into. oh the joys of the third trimester.
ReplyDeleteHaha, it feels like he busted out of my uterus and is rampaging around!
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