I'm a beach ball

I just walked over to the law enforcement program - the kids were outside, doing their annual physical fitness testing and I wanted to get some photos. As I approached the teacher, Tony, he pointed to my stomach and said, "Whoa! When did you get pregnant?!"

I laughed and said I was due in September. A nearby student yells out, "OOOHHHHHHH, you're lucky she's really pregnant, man! She might have killed you otherwise!" (Teenagers crack me up.)

Tony's response? "Well, she's either pregnant or she swallowed a beach ball!"

So, there you have it. If you're wondering how I look this week, think "beach ball."