Hello there.
At first, I appreciated your visit, but you have overstayed your welcome. I thought your presence might have indicated that exciting things were on the horizon, but now I see your true colors. You are just a pest. Please vacate the premises immediately.
On your way out, please tell your cousin, Real Contractions, that he is welcome any time.
Best,
The Vessel
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"The Vessel" both disturbs and amuses. Rather along the lines of someone I know calling the baby a "parasite" until she was full term, but nicer.. ?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm feeling rather "vessel-like" this week.
ReplyDeletehaha. i started getting referred to at work as the human incubator.
ReplyDeleteand braxton hicks suck.
so do real contractions that do not progress. i pray you are not visited by THAT constant companion...
Come out Rhino!!!
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